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The last time we came in contact we were looking for enlistments. Well now we are about 23 strong. So where the hell are ya huh? We need more people (er...uhhh...Duckies). PLease call your friends. Get them hooked up. If you have any questions contact Rigor at [email protected] and and he'll talk to me or the leader and we'll test your skills. Well folks I gotta go run, its cookies & nap time, gots ta go.
P.m.S.-If you find out that anyone has messed with our distant cousin the budweiser penguin then beat there ass.
-If you think the duckies suck then stop reading the damn page and get the fuck out........bitch.....but if you want to know more then read on-
Ok now people this is not going as well as we planed. Doesn't anyone know what an origin is? What do we have to do, give you a sample?? Then so be it here is one of our other duckies origins so that you lame brains can get an idea:
my origin: ok it all began back in 1980 something bob dole just turned 129 and MR T was out discoing with his friends... than all of a sudden while MR T was just finishing his faygo red pop cactus sac ran in the room screaming "bang bang" and waving his fingers as if they were guns... he brought along his good buddy Lamanamanumi... Lama namanumi poured thumb tacks all over the room and the both ran toward MR T ... MR T power bombed them both into thumb tacks... and wrapped barbwire around their necks...killing them both... this got around to news reporters everywhere... MR T was than sued and had to spend 3 years in jail (it would have been longer but MR T bribed the judge with 10 tons of gold chains..) but anyways... because of this MR T had to cancel "The A-Team" x : ( and lost all his fans... MR T decided to lock himself in the basement to die... when he found a bunch of rubber yellow material on the ground and with he decided to make himself a friend and that he did...he made...bum bum bum bum
*Puff The Magic Rubber Duckie* puff was the best friend MR T could ever have they did everything together... they got drunk and played ping pong... ate nachos... drank faygo... weighed MR Ts gold chains...and even thought of ways to make elves disappear... than one day... MR T made a band... MR Ts sings the blues...they were the best band in the world but MR T didn't let puff in the band so puff had to find a new occupation he became a bouncer but even though he was 10 feet tall what can you do without arms...so he got fired... he tried numerous other jobs... spam taster... asbestos remover...he was even the toilet duck mascot for a while but they had a hard time finding a toilet big enough to flush him... it was hopeless he couldn't do anything... he was pitiful... but than one day while searching the web he found THE LEGION OF RUBBER DUCKIES ? and he tried that out... and that's where he's at now ... waiting for a response to see if hes a worthy rubber Duckie to be in THE LEGION OF RUBBER DUCKIES ? ...
the end. . . ( or is it )
